Nev

"NEGATIVE, TIME TO GET UP! WAKY WAKY! RIGHT AND NOTHING."

(Shouts) "Nev, time to get up! Wakey wakey! Right and nothing."

Smile, BBC Two, 16th April 2006

I'll see you

"Elsie you next week."

"I'll see you next week."

Smile, BBC Two, 5th September 2004

Hello

"Would you like to say mellow to somebody?"

"Would you like to say hello to somebody?"

Smile, BBC Two, 8th August 2004

It's a stick of rock

"It's a stickle rock"

"It's a stick of rock"

Smile, BBC Two, 1st August 2004

The rock!

"The Iraq!"

"The rock!"

Smile, BBC Two, 1st August 2004