Chris Rea never sang

"Chris Reay never sang about this."

"Chris Rea never sang about this.

BBC News Special: Battered Britain - Storms, Tides and Floods, 10th January 2014

I saw literally

"Eyesore literally an ocean of  flood water"

"I saw literally an ocean of flood water"

BBC News Special - Battered Britain: Storms, Tides and Floods, BBC One, 10th January 2014

A turkey

"I have a techie which I've bought"

"I have a turkey which I've bought"

BBC News Special - Battered Britain: Storms, Tides and Floods, BBC One, 10th January 2014

100 miles an hour

"100 Mars an hour"

"100 miles an hour"

BBC News Special - Battered Britain: Storms, Tides and Floods, BBC One, 10th January 2014

Justin Welby

"Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby."

"Archbishop of Canterbury just in Mel B."

Breakfast, BBC One, 1st January 2014

Crowds expected between

"crowds expected it to wean 12 o'clock and 3pm"

"crowds expected between 12 o'clock and 3pm"

Breakfast, BBC One, 1st January 2014

Like Father, Like Son

"or how about this low-key Japanese gem, Like Father Like sun."

"or how about this low-key Japanese gem, Like Father, Like Son."

Review 2013: The Year in Film, 1st January 2014

A million fireworks

"more than half a merely an fireworks"

"more than half a million fireworks"

BBC News, BBC News 24, 1st January 2014

Spectacular firework

"for us back secular file display."

"for a spectacular firework display."

BBC News, BBC News 24, 1st January 2014

Not for glory

"not for chlorine or riches"

"not for glory or riches"

BBC News, BBC News 24, 1st January 2014

In Edinburgh

"tens of thousands took to the streets in Addenbrooke."

"tens of thousands took to the streets in Edinburgh."

Breakfast, BBC One, 1st January 2014

Just approaching 8.30am

"it is just approaching a 30 AM, we have got all the sport shortly,"

"it is just approaching 8.30am, we have got all the sport shortly,"

Breakfast, BBC One, 1st January 2014

Inside Out North West

"Way onto a new series of inside it north-west."

"Welcome to a new series of Inside Out North West."

Inside Out North West, BBC One North West, 7th January 2013

You were stars

"you were starred."

"you were stars."

Blue Peter, The CBBC Channel, 19th December 2013

Follow the sleigh

"because he needs to follow the slay"

"because he needs to follow the sleigh"

Blue Peter, The CBBC Channel, 19th December 2013

To take the mince pie

"to take them in spy"

"to take the mince pie"

Newsround, The CBBC Channel, 10th December 2013

Bye-bye

"Head over to the website for more. I buy. -- bye-bye."

"Head over to the website for more. Bye-bye."

Newsround, The CBBC Channel, 8th August 2013

From Xbox to X Factor

"from next box to X-factor"

"from Xbox to X Factor"

Newsround, The CBBC Channel, 22nd May 2013

Spicy chilli sauce

"some spacey chilli sauce"

"some spicy chilli sauce"

Newsround, The CBBC Channel, 6th May 2013

A bee

"when Abbey goes from one flower to another"

"when a bee goes from one flower to another"

Newsround, The CBBC Channel, 5th April 2013

Back at 7.40am

"I will be backed at 7.40"

"I will be back at 7.40am"

Newsround, The CBBC Channel, 4th April 2013

CBBC drama

"see BBC drama"

"CBBC drama"

Newsround, The CBBC Channel, 1st April 2013

The vote

"the boat is carried out in secret."

"the vote is carried out in secret."

Newsround, The CBBC Channel, 12th March 2013

Panama

"Panam - ARGH in Central America"

"Panama in Central America"

Newsround, The CBBC Channel, 6th March 2013

Some great bargains

"the consumer got Great Barr gains,"

"the consumer got great bargains,"

BBC News, BBC One, 31st December 2013

The new year from six

"Roger will be with you tomorrow to see in the new year from sex."

"Roger will be with you tomorrow to see in the new year from six."

Breakfast, BBC One, 31st December 2013

Merry Christmas

"Merrick dismissed."

"Merry Christmas."

BBC News, BBC News 24, 25th December 2013

Richard and Adam

"Richard and as"

"Richard and Adam"

Breakfast, BBC One, 14th December 2013

Joey Essex

"Jerry Essex did not win in the jungle."

"Joey Essex did not win in the jungle."

Breakfast, BBC One, 14th December 2013

Join us at 10am

"Joined us at 10am"

"Join us at 10am"

Breakfast, BBC One, 7th December 2013

A nine to five culture

"we do not live in a 95 culture anymore"

"we do not live in a nine to five culture anymore"

Breakfast, BBC One, 7th December 2013

2-0 win at Aston Villa

"2-0 wind at Aston Villa"

"2-0 win at Aston Villa"

BBC News, BBC One, 20th October 2013

Switch that to off

"simply switch that too often."

"simply switch that to off."

5 News, Channel 5, 26th September 2013

The panda enclosure

"the panda and closer -- enclosure"

"the panda enclosure"

BBC News at One, BBC One, 24th September 2013

Matthew Price reports

"That you price reports from Norway."

"Matthew Price reports from Norway."

BBC News at One, BBC One, 3rd September 2013

90 second update

"Hello, this is your 92nd update."

"Hello, this is your 90 second update."

BBC News, BBC One, 9th August 2013

The England captain

"The endless captain"

"The England captain"

5 News, Channel 5, 8th August 2013

World News Today

"This is BBC Worthwhile News Today."

"This is BBC World News Today."

BBC World News Today, BBC Four, 31st July 2013

Red, white and blue

"It was always going to be read, white and blue."

"It was always going to be red, white and blue."

ITV News Special, ITV, 22nd July 2013

Back to you, Sophie

"Actor you, Sophie."

"Back to you, Sophie."

BBC News Special, BBC One, 22nd July 2013

William and Kate

"William and case"

"William and Kate"

BBC News, BBC News 24, 22nd July 2013

Burgers and fries

"it goes with workers and fries and apple pie."

"it goes with burgers and fries and apple pie."

BBC World News, BBC Two 6th June 2013

Boating lake

"Hyde Park's voting lake"

"Hyde Park's boating lake"

BBC News at One, BBC One, 6th May 2013

Keep it Three now

"I'll update you at 9pm. Keep it free now"

"I'll update you at 9pm. Keep it Three now"

60 Seconds, BBC Three, 28th March 2013

It is time for Click

"And now, it is time for Clegg."

"And now, it is time for Click."

BBC News, BBC News 24, 28th March 2013

Watching BBC News

"You are watching BBC Newsline's Their headlines:"

"You are watching BBC News. The headlines:"

BBC News, BBC News 24, 28th March 2013

A pleasure to see you

"a Players to see you"

"a pleasure to see you"

Breakfast, BBC One, 27th March 2013

Live broadcast

"Television Centre prepares for its final live outcast"

"Television Centre prepares for its final live broadcast"

BBC News, BBC News 24, 22nd March 2013

A first Brazilian Pope

"hoping to have a first Brazilian pulp"

"hoping to have a first Brazilian Pope"

BBC News Special, BBC Two, 13th March 2013

If the new Pope comes

"if the new probe comes"

"if the new Pope comes"

BBC News Special, BBC Two, 13th March 2013

Two more votes

"with two more boats we will see who is picking up the votes."

"with two more votes we will see who is picking up the votes."

BBC News, BBC News 24, 13th March 2013

Shorter

"a push for short her, less - complicated food supply chain"

"a push for a shorter, less - complicated food supply chain"

BBC News at One, BBC One, 27th February 2013

By casting a ballot

"make their decision by casting a ballad"

"make their decision by casting a ballot"

Boulton and Co., Sky News, 27th February 2013

The horse meat scandal

"following the horse big scandal"

"following the horse meat scandal"

BBC News, BBC News 24, 18th February 2013

Being off school

"being offered school"

"being off school"

BBC News at Six, BBC One, 21st January 2013

They say they were full

"They say they were fall."

"They say they were full."

BBC News: Snow Across Britain, BBC One, 18th January 2013

Michael Buble

"I was listening to Michael Bubble's all last Christmas"

"I was listening to Michael Buble all last Christmas"

Sunday Brunch, Channel 4, 15th December 2013

90 miles per hour winds

"macro 90 miles prior wins"

"90 miles per hour winds"

The One Show, BBC One, 5th December 2013

Sit in the back

"stick in the back"

"sit in the back"

The One Show, BBC One, 21st November 2013

Bridget Jones

"Alex, stop reading the Newbridge and John Burke -- Newbridge Jones book."

"Alex, stop reading the new Bridget Jones book."

The One Show, BBC One, 4th October 2013

It would be cheaper

"it would eat cheaper"

"it would be cheaper"

The One Show, BBC One, 3rd September 2013

Richard Osman

"Richard Osmond, are pointless friend."

"Richard Osman, our Pointless friend."

The One Show, BBC One, 3rd September 2013

He sold

"he told 15 million albums"

"he sold 15 million albums"

The One Show, BBC One, 22nd August 2013

Shortly

"see what he discovered short leaf"

"see what he discovered shortly"

The One Show, BBC One, 19th August 2013

Overtakes us

"over Texas in the outside lane."

"overtakes us in the outside lane."

The One Show, BBC One, 10th July 2013

Source of the pollution

"that is the source of the illusion."

"that is the source of the pollution."

The One Show, BBC One, 9th July 2013

To pack for them?

"who got their mum to page for them?"

"who got their mum to pack for them?"

The One Show, BBC One, 26th June 2013

On tonight's One Show

"Onto Mike's One Show"

"On tonight's One Show"

The One Show, BBC One, 21st June 2013

And Alex Jones

"Hello and welcome to The One Show with Matt Baker. And Matt Jones."

"Hello and welcome to The One Show with Matt Baker. And Alex Jones."

The One Show, BBC One, 6th June 2013

With Alex Jones

"Hello and welcome to your bank holiday one Show wed Alex Jones and Matt Baker."

"Hello and welcome to your Bank Holiday One Show with Alex Jones and Matt Baker."

The One Show, BBC One, 27th May 2013

Chesterfield

"maybe you should try chest field -- Chester field."

"maybe you should try Chesterfield."

Watchdog, BBC One, 22nd May 2013

Polyester

"even the label says poly-Esther"

"even the label says polyester"

Watchdog, BBC One, 22nd May 2013

A hole in the show

"we have a whole in the show"

"we have a hole in the show"

The One Show, BBC One, 20th May 2013

This scheme

"you don't have to join this scream"

"you don't have to join this scheme"

Watchdog, BBC One, 15th May 2013

Enchanting

"in chanting but very strange."

"enchanting but very strange."

The One Show, BBC One, 29th April 2013

Classic British sight

"It is a classic British site"

"It is a classic British sight"

The One Show, BBC One, 1st April 2013

Because of the

"Be cost of the amazing extras"

"Because of the amazing extras"

The One Show, BBC One, 15th February 2013

Icy snowball

"it is like a dirty, I see snowball"

"it is like a dirty, icy snowball"

The One Show, BBC One, 15th February 2013

The sky

"space treasure that has fallen from this guide."

"space treasure that has fallen from the sky."

The One Show, BBC One, 15th February 2013

Meat pies

"I think we should have meet pies, myself."

"I think we should have meat pies, myself."

The One Show, BBC One, 13th February 2013

For a lesson

"headed to County Durham for a less than"

"headed to County Durham for a lesson"

The One Show, BBC One, 22nd January 2013

Road closures

"rogue closures and train delays."

"road closures and train delays."

The One Show, BBC One, 21st January 2013

Meerkats

"the mid-caps do not like it"

"the meerkats do not like it"

The One Show, BBC One, 21st January 2013

Actors love to moan

"actors love to my own."

"actors love to moan."

The One Show, BBC One, 18th January 2013

I felt awful

"I felt of ball"

"I felt awful"

The One Show, BBC One, 15th January 2013

Hypnosis

"when you do it using had noticed -- hypnosis"

"when you do it using hypnosis"

The One Show, BBC One, 9th January 2013

Not before I sing

"not before icing"

"not before I sing"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 23rd December 2013

Was born in a manger

"a baby was born in a major"

"a baby was born in a manger"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 18th December 2013

Join Mary Nightingale

"John Merry Nightingale at 6.30"

"Join Mary Nightingale at 6.30pm"

Granada Reports, ITV Granada, 18th December 2013

From all of us

"That is it from all others."

"That is it from all of us."

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 18th December 2013

Bauble

"Bobble to Bethlehem"

"Bauble to Bethlehem"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 17th December 2013

Join us at 6.30pm

"Joiners at 6.30pm"

"Join us at 6.30pm"

Granada Reports, ITV Granada, 2nd December 2013

Anton du Beke

"Honda deck"

"Anton du Beke"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 15th November 2015

Natalie Gumede

"Natalie gimmie"

"Natalie Gumede"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 15th November 2013

More from that

"we will have more from VAT on
north-western eight"

"we will have more from that on
North West Tonight"

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 11th November 2013

Back at 630p.m.

"I am back at the 30p.m. with Peter Marshall"

"I am back at 6.30p.m. with Peter Marshall"

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 31st October 2013

Thank you

"IQ for joining as"

"Thank you for joining us"

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 31st October 2013

Their vehicle

"using their beer cold"

"using their vehicle"

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 31st October 2013

110 miles away

"110 males away"

"110 miles away"

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 21st October 2013

Good afternoon

"From all of us, but afternoon."

"From all of us, good afternoon."

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 30th October 2013

40 miles per hour

"40 Mars Bar"

"40 miles per hour"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 27th October 2013

Warrington

"Washington take on Huddersfield."

"Warrington take on Huddersfield."

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 26th September 2013

Miliband

"The energy companies powering against Miller band"

"The energy companies powering against Miliband"

Granada Reports, ITV Granada, 25th September 2013

Isle of Man

"the Isle of Wight steam -- the Isle of Man stream"

"the Isle of Man Steam"

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 24th September 2013

National news is on

"The national use is on later"

"The national news is on later"

Granada Reports, ITV Granada, 16th September 2013

Join us later. Goodbye.

"That is it. Donald letter. To buy."

"That is it. Join us later. Goodbye."

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 9th September 2013

At Blackpool

"ahead of the switch-on at like pool. Some people have been here since last night."

"ahead of the switch-on at Blackpool. Some people have been here since last night."

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West 30th August 2013

A lovely afternoon

"have a lefty afternoon. Goodbye."

"have a lovely afternoon. Goodbye."

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 29th August 2013

Super League

"in the Super Lead era"

"in the Super League era"

Granada Reports, ITV Granada, 27th August 2013

Great town

"great tone of the year"

"great town of the year"

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 21st August 2013

Drinking

"late-night inking sessions"

"late-night drinking sessions"

BBC North West Today, BBC One North West, 21st August 2013

Mow the lawn

"when you maul the lawn -- Model Lauren"

"when you mow the lawn"

BBC North West Tonight, BBC One North West, 13th August 2013

Into the league

"wanting to get back into the Leak."

"wanting to get back into the league."

Granada Reports, ITV Granada, 9th August 2013

Only Fools and Horses

"Del Boy falling through the bar in only. Pauses."

"Del Boy falling through the bar in Only Fools and Horses"

Granada Reports, ITV Granada, 18th July 2013