Wrapping

"gift and rapping"

"gift and wrapping"

The Martin Lewis Money Show, ITV, 28th November 2014

Dump those things

"don't dumb those things in there"

"don't dump those things in there"

The Martin Lewis Money Show, ITV, 28th November 2014

And Matt Baker

"A very good evening and welcome to The One Show with Alex Jones.  And Mildred Bruce."

"A very good evening and welcome to The One Show with Alex Jones.  And Matt Baker."

The One Show, BBC One, 19th November 2014

Mistake

"I knew it was a McTake."

"I knew it was a mistake."

Watchdog, BBC One, 13th November 2014

Beautiful stadium

"beautiful stayed yum"

"beautiful stadium"

Sunday Brunch, Channel 4, 26th October 2014

Chlorine test

"the quarrying test."

"the chlorine test."

Watchdog, BBC One, 16th October 2014

Farepack

"Christmas savings club backpack."

"Christmas savings club Farepack."

Watchdog, BBC One, 16th October 2014

Incredible story

"an incredible storey"

"an incredible story"

The One Show, BBC One, 14th October 2014

Can't help but

"you can't hell but pick it up"

"you can't help but pick it up"

The One Show, BBC One, 8th October 2014

Strictly Come Dancing

"judge on stripping and dancing"

"judge on Strictly Come Dancing"

The One Show, BBC One, 8th October, 2014

Donny your album

"Danny your album is out"

"Donny your album is out"

The One Show, BBC One, 8th October 2014

See you at seven

"CEO at seven"

"See you at seven"

The One Show, BBC One, 28th August 2014

Biggest fan

"its against man"

"it's biggest fan"

The One Show, BBC One, 28th August 2014

The real way

"live life the railway --  the real way."

"live life the real way."

The One Show, 28th August 2014

Clinical trial

"took part in a cynical trial last year"

"took part in a clinical trial last year"

The One Show, BBC One, 28th August 2014

Dumb it down

"you have had to dump it down"

"you have had to dumb it down"

The One Show, BBC One, 27th August 2014

Tony Blackburn

"Tony blackboard"

"Tony Blackburn"

The One Show, BBC One, 22nd August 2014

Feeling was different

"I think the fuel was different"

"I think the feeling was different"

The One Show, BBC One, 18th August 2014

Lumberjacking

"started to take up number jacking.  -- lumberjack in."

"started to take up lumberjacking."

The One Show, BBC One, 18th August 2014

Dan Snow

"dance show -- Dan Snow."

"Dan Snow."

The One Show, BBC One, 11th July 2014

Barbeque teams

"from the best three Barbie kew teams in Britain."

"from the best three Barbeque teams in Britain."

The One Show, BBC One, 2nd July 2014

Saved me £12.50

"which saved me 12 point £50."

"which saved me 12.50."

Watchdog, BBC One, 25th June 2014

It clashes

"it crashes with a football match -- clashes."

"it clashes with a football match."

The One Show, BBC One, 11th June 2014

Dinstinctly different

"is distinct view different"

"is distinctly different"

The One Show, BBC One, 22nd May 2014

Like the RAC

"lots of recovery services like the RSC."

"lots of recovery services like the RAC."

The One Show, BBC One, 22nd May 2014

A gender balance

"Surely agenda balance is better for this programme."

"Surely a gender balance is better for this programme."

Points of View, BBC One, 18th May 2014

the gold medal

"the gold metal"

"the gold medal"

The One Show, BBC One, 16th May 2014

Rich cycling heritage?

"Such a reach cycling heritage?"

"Such a rich cycling heritage?"

The One Show, BBC One, 16th May 2014

On tonight's One Show

"Onto like's One Show"

"On tonight's One Show"

The One Show, BBC One, 16th May 2014

My grandmother

"Mike Brand mother"

"my grandmother"

The One Show, BBC One, 13th May 2014

Fully committed

"we are fully omitted to retaining the service"

"we are fully committed to retaining the service"

The One Show, BBC One, 7th May 2014 

Plugged it in

"you just hugged it in."

"you just plugged it in."

The One Show, BBC One, 7th May 2014

Cook really good

"Cougar really good food."

"Cook really good food."

The One Show, BBC One 2nd May 2014

Wants my opinion

"When he once my opinion."

"When he wants my opinion."

The One Show, BBC One, 2nd May 2014

Mathew Street

"Mathieu Street in the city"

"Mathew Street in the city"

The One Show, BBC One, 2nd May 2014

So you are also in Rev?

"So you are also in Rave?"

"So you are also in Rev?"

Weekend Brunch:  From The Grand National, Channel 4, 5th April 2014

Which song

"which some have you chosen?"

"which song have you chosen?"

The One Show, BBC One, 2nd April 2014

Sahara

"sweeping in from the survey are"

"sweeping in from the Sahara" 

The One Show, BBC One, 2nd April 2014

Theo's help

"get in touch if you need the old's help"

"get in touch if you need Theo's help"

The One Show, BBC One, 1st April 2014

Cup of coffee

"a standard cup of toffee"

"a standard cup of coffee"

The One Show, BBC One, 19th March 2014

Matt Alwright

"Matt all right has the results"

"Matt Alwright has the results"

The One Show, BBC One, 19th March 2014

Brian Blessed

"That is Brian Blessed it. -- Brian blessing."

"That is Brian Blessed."

The One Show, BBC One, 17th March, 2014

A French Franc here

"A French Frank here"

"A French Franc here"

The One Show, BBC One, 24th February 2014

Chords don't change

"the courts don't change"

"the chords don't change"

The One Show, BBC One, 24th February 2014

Talking to Neil

"That is impressive!  We will be talking to kneel"

"That is impressive!  We will be talking to Neil"

The One Show, BBC One, 11th February 2014

Recreations

"sending in your wee creations of some of Richard's most famous movie scenes."

"sending in your recreations of some of Richard's most famous movie scenes."

The One Show, BBC One, 4th February 2014

Matt Baker

"Welcome to the Monday One Show with Mat Baker and Alex Jones."

"Welcome to the Monday One Show with Matt Baker and Alex Jones."

The One Show, BBC One, 3rd February 2014

Be a dragon

"could he be a drag on for a series?"

"could he be a dragon for a series?

The One Show, BBC One, 31st January 2014

Chip wrapper

"fastest chip rapper in the world"

"fastest chip wrapper in the world"

The One Show, BBC One, 29th January 2014

Seaside treat

"As a suicide treat, you can't beat fish and chips".

"As a seaside treat, you can't beat fish and chips".

The One Show, BBC One 29th January 2014

Recycling

"for some people be cycling is complicated"

"for some people recycling is complicated"

The One Show, BBC One, 29th January 2014

Paper

"Our science man explains now that vapour is pretty clever stuff".

"Our science man explains now that paper is pretty clever stuff".

The One Show, BBC One, 27th January 2014

Woolly Mammoth

"The bully mammoth"

"The Woolly Mammoth"

The One Show, BBC One, 7th January 2014

Dame Esther Ranzen

"A Dame Forrester ransen".

"A Dame for Esther Ranzen".

BBC News, BBC One, 31st December 2014

Somebody else's fault

"saying it is somebody else's fold."

"saying it is somebody else's fault."

Sky News, Sky News, 27th December 2014

Everyone else

"Abbey one else made the journey on foot"

"Everyone else made the journey on foot"

Sky News, Sky News, 25th December 2014

Has Santa Claus

"As Santa Claus bought you anything Carol?"

"Has Santa Claus bought you anything Carol?"

Breakfast, BBC One, 25th December 2014

You can rest it

"You can breast it for at least one hour to 90 minutes -- rest."

"You can rest it for at least one hour to 90 minutes."

Breakfast, BBC One, 25th December 2014

Prince William

"Since William will visit"

"Prince William will visit"

BBC News, BBC News 24, 24th November 2014

Clarkson and co.

"Jeremy Clarkson and code."

"Jeremy Clarkson and co."

BBC News, BBC News 24, 17th November 2014

Do they know

"to record a new version of duvet know it's Christmas"

"to record a new version of Do They Know It's Christmas?"

BBC News, BBC News 24, 15th November 2014

On this comet

"on  this comic"

"on this comet"

BBC World News Today, BBC Four, 14th November 2014

Enmity

"ideology and Emily T."

 "ideology and enmity."

BBC News, BBC One, 9th November 2014

Hips Don't Lie

"Hit Don't Fly"

"Hips Don't Lie"

Breakfast, BBC One 1st November 2014

Bryan Adams

"Brian Adams"

"Bryan Adams"

Breakfast, BBC One, 23rd October 2014

Wig on my head

"with this crazy week on my head"

"with this crazy wig on my head"

Breakfast, BBC One, 23rd October 2014

Put My hair up

"If I put my hair rock, is it Sally?  If I put my hair up is it Sally?"

"If I put my hair up is it Sally?"

Good Morning Britain, ITV, 13th October 2014

An expectation

"There will always be an expect -- expectation"

"There will always be an expectation"

BBC News at Six, BBC One, 29th September 2014

Fantastic job

"fan it tastic job."

"fantastic job."

BBC News, BBC One 21st September 2014

Villareal's ground

"to fly over villa Real al's ground"

"to fly over Villareal's ground"

Sportsline, Sky News, 27th September 2014

Scotland votes

"Scotland boats against independence"

"Scotland votes against independence" 

Good Morning Britain, ITV, 19th September 2014

Independent country?

"Should Scotland be an independent country Western Mark"

"Should Scotland be an independent country?"

Good Morning Britain, ITV, 19th September 2014

Holyrood

"Scotland has dropped politics from Holywood to Westminster,"

"Scotland has dropped politics from Holyrood to Westminster,"

Good Morning Britain, ITV, 19th September 2014

Got Louise here

"we have got the wheeze here"

"we have got Louise here"

Breakfast, BBC One, 3rd September 2014

Couldn't be better

"the timing couldn't you better"

"the timing couldn't be better"

BBC News, BBC News 24, 14th August 2014

Is Matt

"Somebody who is very much at home is mat."

"Somebody who is very much at home is Matt."

Breakfast, BBC One, 26th July 2014

A royal birth

"a royal burgh"

"a royal birth"

Breakfast, BBC One, 25th July 2014

Grew up in Glasgow

"Ken Bruce is here with us in the studio who of course go up -- grew up in Glasgow."

"Ken Bruce is here with us in the studio, who of course grew up in Glasgow."

Breakfast, BBC One, 25th July 2014

It goes very fast

"It grows very fast"

"It goes very fast"

Breakfast, BBC One, 7th July 2014

Hand you back

"I will hunt you back to the studio"

"I will hand you back to the studio"

BBC News, BBC News 24, 24th June 2014

Music is there for

"that's what the music is therefore."

"that's what the music is there for."

Breakfast, BBC One, 3rd June 2014

Obese

"Classified as overweight or OBC. -- obese."

"Classified as overweight or obese."

BBC World News Today, BBC Four, 28th May 2014

Patchwork elephant

"Elmer the Patchwork element -- elephant"

"Elmer the Patchwork Elephant"

Breakfast, BBC One, 23rd May 2014

They recorded in 1968

"an instrumental they accorded in 1968."

"an instrumental they recorded in 1968."

BBC World News, BBC Two, 21st May 2014

They are trying to alter

"A perception they are trying to water. -- altar."

"A perception they are trying to alter".

BBC World News, BBC Two, 20th May 2014

Only goal of the game

"scored the only gale of the game"

"scored the only goal of the game"

BBC News, BBC One, 3rd May 2014

TV remote control

"traditional TV rumour control"

"traditional TV remote control"

Click, BBC News 24, 3rd May 2014

Thanks very much

"Badge very much."

"Thanks very much."

Breakfast, BBC One, 19th February 2014

Over to Jane Hill

"but for now, over two Jane Hill in the studio."

"but for now, over to Jane Hill in the studio."

BBC News at Six, BBC One, 11th February 2014

Tom Ince on loan

"Tom insurance on loan"

"Tom Ince on loan"

BBC News, BBC Two, 31st January 2014