The best bits

"The best bets of the World Cup so far and it's only been two days  --  sew.  -- bits."

"The best bits of the World Cup so far and it's only been two days."

Match of the Day Kickabout:  World Cup 2014, BBC Two, 14th June 2014

Lovely goal

"Lovely gold"

"Lovely goal"

Match of the Day Kickabout:  World Cup 2014, BBC Two, 14th June 2014

Hairdresser

"this former manager turned her dresser"

"this former manager turned hairdresser"

Match of the Day Kickabout:  World Cup 2014, BBC Two, 14th June 2014

The CBBC Channel

"Don't forget the sea BBC Channel where you can find shows every Saturday"

"Don't forget the CBBC Channel where you can find shows every Saturday"

Match of the Day Kickabout:  World Cup 2014, BBC Two, 14th June 2014

Let us kick off

"Letters kick off with the home nation"

"Let us kick off with the home nation"

Match of the Day Kickabout:  World Cup 2014, BBC Two, 14th June 2014

Is van Gaal

"is fan hull"

"is van Gaal"

World Cup Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 13th June 2014

In training

"this  short, he did in training  --  this shop."

"this shot, he did in training"

World Cup Match of the Day Live, BBC One, 13th June 2014

Welcome to Aintree

"Welcome to rain tree"

"Welcome to Aintree"

The Grand National, Channel 4, 5th April 2014

Two failures

"he has got two feel years."

"he has got two failures."

Athletics:  World Indoor Championships, BBC Two, 9th March 2014

The big two

"because they have avoided the big too."

"because they have avoided the big two."

FA Cup Live:  Hull City v Sunderland, ITV, 9th March 2014