Eurovision

"They're short of vision this weekend."

"It's Eurovision this weekend."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 18th May 2006

Those matinees

"It is those mat tin nay s I hate."

"It is those matinees I hate."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 17th May 2006

Stockholm and Oslo

"in Stockholm and os although.  They're great."

"in Stockholm and Oslo.  They're great."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 16th May 2006

Family holiday

"prize is a family hole day in Spain."

"prize is a family holiday in Spain."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 15th May 2006

Pharaohs

"did they cope with them fair rose"

"did they cope with them pharaohs"

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 15th May 2006

Just stop it

"You are being psych kick?  Just stop it."

"You are being psychic?  Just stop it."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 3rd May 2006

There are ghosts

"I believe there are Goths."

"I believe there are ghosts."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 3rd May 2006

Goddess of rock

"joining me me is the God yes sir of rock,"

"joining me is the goddess of rock,"

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 27th April 2006

Spring equinox

"It's the spring he can nox now."

"It's the Spring equinox now."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 18th April 2006

The X Factor

"The axe factor"

"The X Factor"

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 10th April 2006

Bonjours not German

"Bonn your's not German."

"Bonjours not German."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 6th April 2006

Hello Richard

"Hill low Richard."

"Hello Richard."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 29th March 2006

Semi-skimmed milk

"a bottle of semi skilled milk."

"a bottle of semi-skimmed milk."

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 28th March 2006

My heroine is Denise

"then I remembered my here row win is Denise"

"then I remembered my heroine is Denise"

The New Paul O'Grady Show, Channel 4, 28th March 2006